There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes. A cool dude like this probably has a real cool name. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. He'd be way too busy for that. Busy being totally sweet.

But you could always try to guess his name. And if you were right, he might nod ever so slightly. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet.

25th May 2012

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casinthetardis:

#’give matt smith the olympic torch’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’holy fucking shit we have to rebuild Cardiff’ they said

casinthetardis:

#’give matt smith the olympic torch’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’holy fucking shit we have to rebuild Cardiff’ they said

Source: your-bespoke-psychopath

25th May 2012

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dorkstrider:

fandom i am begging you

please don’t run the uu jokes into the ground

fuckin please 

Source: dorkstrider

24th May 2012

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natcat5:

danspeerin:

So as part of a ridiculous law known as Bill 78, citizens involved with the Quebec Student Strike must provide police with all protest routes for the cops approval. Here’s the first one they handed in.

People don’t seem to realize how feisty French Canadians are. 

natcat5:

danspeerin:

So as part of a ridiculous law known as Bill 78, citizens involved with the Quebec Student Strike must provide police with all protest routes for the cops approval. Here’s the first one they handed in.

People don’t seem to realize how feisty French Canadians are. 

Source: danspeerin

24th May 2012

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azureunbalance:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

I CANNOT

YOU CAN, RISE. YOU CAN.

Source: kinomatika

24th May 2012

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

biznasties:

#I imagine this is exactly what goes through Hussie’s head every time he kills off a character

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24th May 2012

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chupichupyoi:

Madagascar 20: They’re Still Not In New York

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24th May 2012

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24th May 2012

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Harry Potter According to.. →

itspucklainingpirates:

hogwartsradio:

Harry Potter according to…

Sirius Black

 

  1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
  4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
  5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
  6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

  1. Neville and Being Badass.
  2. Neville and Being Badass.
  3. Neville and Being Badass.
  4. Neville and Being Badass.
  5. Neville and Being Badass.
  6. Neville and Being Badass
  7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

  1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
  2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
  3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
  4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
  5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
  6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
  7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

  1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
  2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
  3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
  4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
  5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
  6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
  7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

  1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
  2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
  3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
  4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
  5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
  6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
  7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

  1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
  2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
  3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
  4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
  5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
  6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
  7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

  1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
  2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
  3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
  4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
  5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
  6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
  7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

  1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

  1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
  2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
  3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
  4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
  5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
  6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
  7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

  1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
  2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
  3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
  4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
  5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
  6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
  7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

  1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
  2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
  3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
  4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
  5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
  6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
  7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

  1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

  1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
  2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
  3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
  4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
  5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
  6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
  7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

ALL OF THIS.

ESPECIALLY CEDRIC. HAHAHAHA OMG

Source: leathhedger

24th May 2012

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Okay, I know I don’t have a lot of followers, but…

strong-plushrumps:

electroskank:

xiphoniii:

In the wake of the news that Otacon is banning homestuck from the convention, I’d like to urge people not to, for lack of a better word, act like idiots? I’ve seen a lot of throwing around of the idea that we should “Invade” or set up our own con on an unused floor of the building and I think I may have even seen suggestions of messing up other people’s costumes? To all of that I have to sayPLEASE DON’T DO THAT.


It’s things like that causing Otacon to not want us there in the first place. The more disruptive and hateful we are, the more we prove them right, and set precedent for Other cons banning us. We’ll be “Showing them” alright. Showing them exactly what they already think they know. Instead, let’s show them what a nice and friendly fandom we are, and be on our best behavior? To help, I’ve put together a short list of dos and don’ts that might help out.

If you’re going to cosplay Homestuck anyways,doplease bring a backup costume or civilian clothes you like. That way if asked to remove your cosplay, it can be done with a minimum of fuss.

Don’t make a scene if the above happens. Please?

Don’t scream in other people’s faces about “Gog” and “Jegus” and the like. Not only is that joke getting old, but it is a bit disruptive.

Do be respectful of people’s personal space. Shoving buckets in faces and such is exactly why we’re being banned from things.

All in all, just use your common sense, please? Signal boost this as much as you can guys, and let’s make sure everyone knows we aren’t as bad as they think we are?

Otakon*

is this really a post that needs to be made

really

Unfortunately, yes. I mean…I’ve seen the talk going around. And so it very much DOES. I wasn’t kidding when I said there was talk of just taking up areas of the Con and claiming them for “Our own.”

Source: xiphoniii

24th May 2012

Post with 14 notes

Okay, I know I don’t have a lot of followers, but…

In the wake of the news that Otacon is banning homestuck from the convention, I’d like to urge people not to, for lack of a better word, act like idiots? I’ve seen a lot of throwing around of the idea that we should “Invade” or set up our own con on an unused floor of the building and I think I may have even seen suggestions of messing up other people’s costumes? To all of that I have to sayPLEASE DON’T DO THAT.


It’s things like that causing Otacon to not want us there in the first place. The more disruptive and hateful we are, the more we prove them right, and set precedent for Other cons banning us. We’ll be “Showing them” alright. Showing them exactly what they already think they know. Instead, let’s show them what a nice and friendly fandom we are, and be on our best behavior? To help, I’ve put together a short list of dos and don’ts that might help out.

If you’re going to cosplay Homestuck anyways,doplease bring a backup costume or civilian clothes you like. That way if asked to remove your cosplay, it can be done with a minimum of fuss.

Don’t make a scene if the above happens. Please?

Don’t scream in other people’s faces about “Gog” and “Jegus” and the like. Not only is that joke getting old, but it is a bit disruptive.

Do be respectful of people’s personal space. Shoving buckets in faces and such is exactly why we’re being banned from things.

All in all, just use your common sense, please? Signal boost this as much as you can guys, and let’s make sure everyone knows we aren’t as bad as they think we are?

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